Girl Talk

…..and someone said that you have to become really really really really thin before getting pregnant. Else, you will add at least 20 lbs and you will never lose that fat.

Now, my wife goes for a two hour walk every morning!!!

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20 Comments on “Girl Talk”

  1. some body Says:

    d.s.:

    “โ€ฆ..and someone said”

    just to set the record straight (before someone sues me), i never told her that – in fact, i don’t even know your wife (or her name, for that matter) ;-).

    actually, someone who reads your blog has said/commented on his/her own blog [begin paraphrasing]you get stamped for 20 pounds at the u.s. immigration[end paraphrasing]. you might want to ship wife back to des for delivery. so, just sending her back might make her lose those 20 pounds she is scared of. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    waitaminute now, d.s., i thought she had run away from the girls talk to join the boys talk. did you have to switch sides to maintain equilibrium?

    – s.b.

    p.s.: mrs. d.s. – with due apologies to you, i’m just kaal yelling our stud here, seeing that you are the #1 fan of the bbc-listening (even though that was probably two decades ago!) s.b.! eat what you want – d.s. won’t have any issues with 20 pounds here or there!

    p.p.s.: you ain’t heard the last from me on the language wars yet. i just need to streamline my thoughts and gather my ammo. knowing [my drawback] that i am poor debater, that is essential before i “utarofy into the akhada” [“enter the arena,” for the hinglish-challenged]! maybe you need to get my good pal pranav of silkboard here too … ๐Ÿ™‚ [i trust he can still bat for hindi after ‘namma bengalooru’ing for more than a year (or two?)]

  2. Aram Says:

    Here is a small riddle: First came boytalk, then followed girltalk. What is next in this line?

  3. Prashanth M Says:

    lol… ROTFL @ SB’s comment ๐Ÿ™‚

  4. Veena Says:

    oh!…may be just a bay area talk ๐Ÿ˜‰

    I think you start a separate category of blogposts and now ‘everybody’ knows Mrs. D S and is it too early to congratulate you ?

  5. some body Says:

    aram:

    why, baby talk of course! ๐Ÿ˜‰

    veena:

    looks like i nailed the nail!

    – s.b.

  6. rads Says:

    ,i>actually, someone who reads your blog has said/commented on his/her own blog [begin paraphrasing]you get stamped for 20 pounds at the u.s. immigration[end paraphrasing]. you might want to ship wife back to des for delivery. so, just sending her back might make her lose those 20 pounds she is scared of

    *cough* It is true!!

    ds – Please let her know that
    1. It isnt hard losing weight AFTER
    2. Losing weight [the wrong way, and the wrong weight] just before pregnancy would only make you weaker during. You need more strength than otherwise.

    Trust me :p

  7. Aram Says:

    DS:
    Good thing someone (Not our “somebody” ) doesn’t know the following.
    So, I can safely say, hattu hettorgey ondu hettoru salahey kotranthey

  8. bachodi Says:

    Hmm , Now you must have got the idea how to get work done ๐Ÿ˜‰
    โ€œyou have to really really really feed your hubby . Else..โ€


  9. @ SB:
    Mrs. DS wasn’t too happy to read your comment about her listening to BBC two decades ago. She wanted me to elt you know that it hasn’t been two decades and she is not all that old. Dude, you’ve touched the wrong nerve ๐Ÿ˜‰

    But, it’s probably altogetehr a different story that she didn’t read your comment quite correctly. Else, she would have figured out that you were talking about your BBC listening timeline and not her’s. Oh well ๐Ÿ™‚

    It’s been quite a while since I saw Pranav here. The only place I meet him now is on Praja. Gawd, if an old timer reads this sentence, he/she would think ‘Praja’ is some place on the globe.

    @ Vasuki:
    ๐Ÿ™‚

    @ Aram:
    Bay Talk will have to wait.

    @ Prashanth:
    I know…me too ๐Ÿ˜‰

    @ Veena:
    Yes, it is early. I will tell you when you need to ๐Ÿ™‚

    @ SB:
    Oh please….you ARE the nail ๐Ÿ™‚

    @ Rads:
    OK, so you think she should stop going for a walk now? ๐Ÿ˜‰

    @ Aram:
    I will let somebody take care of that ๐Ÿ™‚

    @ bachodi:
    LOL….:)

  10. krupa Says:

    I admire the imaginative brain which comes up with such “advice” ๐Ÿ˜‰

  11. tarlesubba Says:

    i think you have some other issues.
    vayni munjaane yeraD tass walk hoadlandra nee ell dvashi tiruv bekO anta lekka haakahatti. donut tinn magana.

  12. rads Says:

    yep! a little more time at home would only help “jog” things along your way ;-p

  13. some body Says:

    aram:

    first, ee blog voduvaralli yaaru hattu hettidaarappa??!! hopefully, that person is a kannadiga, and will help d.s. increase his captive audience ;-).

    to the best of my knowledge, the answer to yours (in hindi) – as i ain’t too good with kannada gaadegalu – is ‘เค…เคจเฅเคงเฅ‹เค‚ เคฎเฅ‡เค‚ เค•เคพเคจเคพ เคฐเคพเคœเคพ’ ๐Ÿ˜‰

    d.s.:

    “you are the #1 fan of the bbc-listening (even though that was probably two decades ago!) s.b.!”

    i said *i* (i.e., bbc-listening s.b.) listened to bbc about two decades ago [abbaa!!! talk about mixed communication lines]! well, as long as someone can understand somebody, nobody will remain confused ;-).

    did i take care of aram? ๐Ÿ™‚

    – s.b.

  14. tarlesubba Says:

    whats going on between you guys, why this language fest, sb?
    hindi font bere download maaDbeka eega?

    there is a sooper joke in tamil,
    somebody: yek gavun main yek kissaan ragu thaata.
    anotherbody: adu ragu thatha ille Da, raha taatha.

  15. Aram Says:

    some body:
    “why, baby talk of course!”

    Why do we always assume that boy is followed by a girl followed by a baby, especially in these days of long period of……..

  16. some body Says:

    aram:

    there is a big clue in the post. find it please! ๐Ÿ˜‰

    – s.b.


  17. @ Krupa:
    You haven’t heard nothing yet ๐Ÿ˜‰

    @ TS:
    Don’t forget, I certainyl have a sweet tooth….

    @ Rads:
    Now, isn’t that fun ๐Ÿ˜‰

    @ SB:
    Yep, I understood, but she misread ๐Ÿ™‚ And, you did take care of Aram, both the times ๐Ÿ™‚

  18. some body Says:

    tarle:

    one ethnic joke deserves another [with due apologies to “those that have heard this previously” + “those who are affected by it” – “those who have heard this previously and are affected by it” (only one apology per person)]:

    tamilian: tamil terimaa?
    sardarji: punjabi teraa baap!

    – s.b.

  19. Aram Says:

    S.B. and D.S.:

    It is a nice feeling that big “bodies” care enough to take

    care of busybodies.

    My grateful thanks.


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