Archive for September 2007

When SOMEBODY And NOBODY Ramble…

September 28, 2007

RK is a very intelligent blogger. His cartoons are brilliant, to say the least. Click here to see a cartoon on two of his favorite (he didn’t say that, I made it up!) bloggers. If you are a regular here, you know who the two are.

Leave a comment there, RK likes attention 🙂 He certainly deserves a lot of praise for the perennial creativity. Thank you RK!!!

P.S: You guys should leave a comment here as well. Just because you a leave a comment on RK’s blog doesn’t mean that my comment count should come down. Fair? 😉 

How Do You Send A Person To A Psychiatrist?

September 27, 2007

I know a person who needs help. He needs a doctor’s help. More specifically, he needs a psychiatrist’s help. Several people, including a big circle of his closest friends are aware of this. He has no mental peace, he is always restless and at times loses that modicum of sanity.

I feel bad for him. I want to help. Infact, I know a lot of his friends who would like to help. But, how do we tell him that he should go and see a psychiatrist? I don’t know if his wife understands the magnitude of his problem and I certainly hope that it is not genetic.

From what his friends and acquaintances tell me, he has at least four different problems. Primarily, he suffers from Mythomania and Plutomania, but he also has dominant symptoms of Egomania and Megalomania. I think the latter two are the main reasons for the former two. But hey, none of his friends are doctors and neither am I. So, we rally cannot pinpoint the problem.

Again, the basic question is – who will bell the cat? How do you tell a person that he needs to go to a psychiatrist, so that he and his family can live happily without any worries and tensions? I really feel bad for him.

Any ideas or suggestions? 

Twenty20 Cricket, Mashallah, Mighty Allah, and Muslims

September 24, 2007

I have to say that the Twenty20 World Cup Cricket was amazing!!! The entertainment value was overflowing. Ten of us watched the semi-finals and the finals and it was enough crowd to create a stadium atmosphere.

I never thought I would become a fan of this newest version of cricket so soon. As my wife rightly said, I think we should bid adieu to one dayers and just play twent20 and test matches, going forward.

We woke up early to watch the finals today. The crowd was loud and rowdy. Each and every guy and the only girl who was present (no prizes on guessing who the girl was!) had continuous comments and remarks on the game. The best thing about today’s finals was that the wicket was not totally flat. Bowlers certainly had a big role to play and that disproved my theory that twenty20 was just a batsman’s game.

True to their reputation, Indian cricketers made sure that most of us die hard fans had an ‘almost heart attack’ experience several times during the game. Indians just can never win without killing a few fans, can they? In the end, it was a perfect final with all the ingredients of a drama.

I was a little surprised that Sreesanth did not stare as much at his opponents today. He did have quite a few key catches. He is here to stay. Irfan pathan was awesome!!! Rohit Sharma is a good find and Yuvraj Singh has been a joy to the eyes throughout the tournament. One player who should certainly be dropped is Joginder Sharma. That dude has no idea where the wicket is and I didn’t see even a single straight ball he bowled.

One of my friends had a funny comment about Joginder Sharma. He phoned us and we asked him what his opinion was on Joginder Sharma. He quipped “I am really scared to see any person with a last name Sharma, bowling the last over”. Do I need to remind what he was talking about?

There is one incident after the game which caught our ears. When Irfan Pathan received his ‘Man of the Match’ award, he started off his comment with “Mashallah”. That’s perfectly fine. When Shahid Afridi received his ‘Player of the Tournament’ award, he started of his comment with “First of all, I want to thank the mighty Allah”. That’s fine too. People are free to believe in their religions and thank their God for the success. But, what intrigued me was Pakistan captain Shoaib Malik’s first sentence as he started answering Ravi Shastri – “First of all, I want to thank all the supporters in Pakistan and all the Muslims in this World”.  Yeah right, Muslims from Sudan to Indonesia were praying for Shoaib Malik’s team to win!!! What nonsense is that. This “we Muslims” mentality is growing in Pakistan cricket team at a super fast pace in the last decade or so. This is certainly not healthy for the World. This may seem like an isolated incident, but in the context of today’s World affairs, what Shoaib Malik did was totally wrong. I only wish I was in Ravi Shastri’s place. I had an instant response to the secularly challenged Shoaib Malik!!!

My Voice – A Blog’s Introspection

September 20, 2007

I am surprised. I am surprised that I survived for an year. I can tell you that it hasn’t been easy. For one, my boy is notorious for getting bored easily. So, it is quite an achievement that he has stuck around me for so long.

I have my moods. I laugh, I make you laugh. I cry, I make you cry. I am just grateful that all of you have been very supportive of me all through. Most of you like me and I have thoroughly enjoyed the pampering.

There have been a handful of abuses. You have poured all your anger and hatred at me. But, I will just assume that all that anger was geared towards my boy. I am really proud of my beautiful attitude.

I have been faithful to my boy. I have flowed through his sorrows and happiness. I was there to hold his hand in his worst times. In his darkest hours, all of you held the candles, I just showed the way. So, really, I am not the light, you are.

I have helped my boy to dig the past. I have made him wonder about the future. I have also made his today a very happy one. I have introduced him to so many wonderful people, and a few uncertain dangers. And to all those girls who thought and hoped that my boy was a bachelor, you must know by now that he has a wonderful wife, not to mention she is extremely beautiful 😉 

From the first person I met (Vittal) to the last person I talked with (Somebody), it has been a pleasent journey. I hope my boy won’t leave me ever. I like to be with him, I enjoy his company. To be honest, I like you all more than him, just don’t tell him that.

I love him! I love you!! The possibilities are immense!!!

Twenty20 – Jokers and Geniuses

September 19, 2007

I am convinced that Twenty20 is not for people like me. They killed a really nice game called cricket and made it a joke. These days, nobody cares for good cricketing shots, brilliant fielding and wonderful bowling. Talking of which, we should invent a bowling machine. Do we really need a bowler whose only goal in playing Twenty20 is to somehow manage to avoid humiliation?

That said, watch the Yuvraj 6’s below. All clean shots and brilliant hits. Now, this is what I call real cricket 😉 In a nutshell, this form of cricket makes a joker out of a bowler and shows the genius of a real batsman. I know I had sworn that I wouldn’t ever watch Indian cricket. Hey, but that was one-dayers 😉

Oh, and can someone pull Ravi Shastri out of the commentary box? You will be doing a great service to this World!!!

ಅಪ್ಪ ಇಲ್ಲದ ಗಣಪತಿ ಹಬ್ಬ

September 17, 2007

ಅಪ್ಪ ಇಲ್ಲದ ಗಣಪತಿ ಹಬ್ಬ, ಬೋಳು ಆಲದ ಮರದಂತೆ.
ಶುಭ್ರ ಮಗುಟ ಧರಿಸಿ ಶ್ರದ್ಧೆಯಿಂದ ಅವರು ಪೂಜಿಸುತ್ತಿದ್ದ ರೀತಿ, ಮಂತ್ರಘೋಷದ ಏರಿಳಿತಗಳಲ್ಲಿದ್ದ ಭಕ್ತಿ ರಸ…ಇನ್ನು ಬರಿ ನೆನಪಷ್ಟೆ.

ನನ್ನ ಮಟ್ಟಿಗೆ ಹೇಳುವುದಾದರೆ, ಹಬ್ಬದ ಹಿಂದಿನ ರಾತ್ರಿ ಸೂರನ್ನೆ ದಿಟ್ಟಿಸುತ್ತಾ ನಿದ್ರಿಸಲು ಪ್ರಯತ್ನಿಸಿದೆ. ಅಪ್ಪನ ನೆನಪು ತುಂಬ ಕಾಡುತ್ತಿತ್ತು. ಅತ್ತುಬಿಡಬೇಕು ಎಂದುಕೊಂಡೆ. ಅಳು ಬರಲೇ ಇಲ್ಲ, ಆದರೆ ದುಃಖ ಉಮ್ಮಳಿಸುತ್ತಿತ್ತು.

ಹಬ್ಬವೇ ಇಲ್ಲದ ಹಬ್ಬದ ದಿನ, ಮನಸ್ಸು ಮುದುಡಿ ಗೂಡು ಹೊಕ್ಕಿತ್ತು.
ಅಪ್ಪ ಇಲ್ಲದ ಗಣಪತಿ ಹಬ್ಬ, ಹಾರಲು ಮರೆತ ಹಕ್ಕಿಯಂತೆ.

Blogging 101

September 14, 2007

Here is my response to rads tag. I know I still haven’t responded to Srik‘s tag. But he tagged me when I was going through a lot of personal problems and he knows that too. I promise I will get to it soon.

I am supposed to answer 8 questions. BUT, there are actually 14 questions!!! I knew rads’ math skills were questionable. But, I didn’t realize that it was this bad. Anyway, this is like taking an exam for a “Blogging 101” course.

Q1. Are you happy/ satisfied with your blog, with its content and look?

Absolutely!!!

Q2. Does your family know about your blog?

Yes.

Q3. Do you feel embarrassed to let your friends know about your blog or you just consider it as a private thing?

No / Yes.

Q4. Did blogs cause positive changes in your thoughts?

Yes.

Q5. Do you only open the blogs of those who comment on your blog or you love to go and discover more by yourself?

No / Yes.

Q6. What does visitors counter mean to you? Do you care about putting it in your blog?

Everything / No.

Q7. Did you try to imagine your fellow bloggers and give them real pictures?

Yes.

Q8. Do you think there is a real benefit for blogging?

Yes.

Q9. Do you think that bloggers’ society is isolated from real world or interacts with events?

No / Yes.

Q10. Does criticism annoy you or do you feel it’s a normal thing?

No / Yes.

Q11. Do you fear some political blogs and avoid them?

No.

Q12. Did you get shocked by the arrest of some bloggers?

Yes.

Q13. Did you think about what will happen to your blog after you die?

No.

Q14. What do you like to hear? What’s the song you might like to put a link to, in your blog?Now that I have finished my one word answers, it’s time to tag five others. I had to think real hard since I still have Srik’s tag pending. I had to “think” which tag suited which blogger (including any reverse tags!!!). So, here are the five bloggers who need to take up this tag (strictly in alphabetical order 😉 ):

Mouna

Porcupyn

Srik

Vijay

Vittal

All of you have to answer the 14 questions, and you can’t come up with one or two word answers like I did!!!

cArAyaNa (or cARbhArata, if you prefer)

September 12, 2007

Trust me, I don’t make up these stories. It is amusing that so many bloggable stories happen in my life. Yesterday, I realized why getting a Volkswagen serviced is so much easier than getting a Honda serviced. Read on.

Getting a VW serviced:

  • Call the stealership and make an appointment.

  • Go to the stealership on assigned date and time to drop off the car.

  • Drink coffee and eat cookies while the service manager inspects your car.

  • Confirm your cell phone number.

  • Walk up to the nearby ‘Hertz’ rental and pick up the rental car.

  • Drive off to work.

  • Drive back in the evening, drop off the rental car, pick up your VW, go home a happy man.

Getting a Honda serviced:

  •  Call the stealership and make an appointment.

  •  Go to the stealership on assigned date and time to drop off the car.

  •  Wait in the car for 15 minutes for a service manager to come by.

  •  Stare at the service manager while he finishes the paper work.

  •  Wait in the lobby for the guys from ‘Enterprise Rent-A-Car’ to pick you up.

  •  Waiting and bored, go to the restroom.

  •  Come back and wait more.

  •  Thank God that you were smart to bring you laptop. Connect to the net.

  •  Open Yahoo Messenger and chat with your wife.

  •  Stare at all the people in the lobby.

  •  Walk around in the lobby.

  •  Go to the restroom again.

  •  Come back and connect to internet again.

  •  Walk around the service desk.

  •  Stare at your service manager while he calls ‘Enterprise’ again.

  •  After a wait of an hour and a half, board the ‘Enterprise’ car.

  •  Get down at ‘Enterprise’ office.

  •  Frown at the clerk when he says that you have to wait for another hour and a half to get a car.

  •  Call your service manager at the Honda stealership and scream at him.

  •  Wait for him to come and pick you up from the rental car office and drop you home.

  •  Have lunch, wonder what your office looks like.

  •  Call up the Honda service manager to see if he arranged for a different rental car.

  •  Make faces when he gives useless reasons.

  •  Wait for his phone call.

  •  Act surprised when he says that an ‘Enterprise’ closer to your home will give a call in 5 minutes.

  •  Wait for 2 full hours to make sure 5 minutes has passed.

  •  Call up the ‘Enterprise’ near your home to see why they haven’t called.

  •  Act shocked when they tell you that they have no idea what you are talking about.

  •  Call up your Honda service manager again and leave a long and lazy message on his cell phone.

  •  Act happy when the ‘Enterprise’ guys finally call you.

  •  Wait for ‘Enterprise’ car to come and pick you up.

  •  Wait in the rental car office for over an hour. By this time you have realized that this is your fate.

  •  Pick up a brand new Honda (ouch!) and drive home.

  •  Just when you get the rental car, you get a call from your Honda service manager saying your car is ready.

  •  Tell him you will pick it up the next day.

  •  Look at the watch. It says 4:45 PM. You decide it’s too late to go to office.

  •  Remember that VW was your choice and Honda was your wife’s choice. You are convinced yet again that you make the right choices. Now, you relax!!!

On Top Of The World

September 10, 2007

The first time I was on top of the World Trade Center was in March 1998. My mother was giving concerts in east coast and I had joined her for a few days. We went around Washington, New York and Philadelphia. There was a tourist guide inside the elevator when we were going up. According to him, New York was the most romantic city in the World. That made me smile. He also had an excellent knowledge of several different World languages and spoke to us in many different languages. That made me smile broader. We got out of the elevator and we were literally on top of the world. It was a pleasant spring with a light breeze. There were at least hundred people looking down at Manhattan. And, there was this young pair sitting on a long stone, right in the center. They didn’t mind or care that there were so many people around them. The two of them were so busy kissing and hugging each other, occasionally staring at the blue sky.

The next time I went to the World Trade Center was in September 2001. A week before September 11th. My friends R, S, S’ wife A and I drove all the way from Boston and spent a couple of days in New York. We bought tickets at the ticket kiosk at the ground level and headed towards the line for the elevators. Almost near the elevator, there was this annoying “photo spot”, which is there at almost all the tourist attractions in America. There was this guy, who was my age, standing with a camera and a tripod. There was this big picture of World Trade Center, leaning on the wall and people would stand in front of it and give their biggest smiles. The guy would click his camera and a girl standing next to him would give some kind of a token with a number, so that people can go to the top of the World Trade Center and collect the photograph, for a ridiculous price. The whole photograph was so artificial. When our turn came, I politely declined to be photographed since none of us were interested in it anyway. The cameraman gave us a shy smile and told us that he gets some commission for just taking photographs, irrespective of whether anyone buys them or not. He had a heavy eastern European accent. Well, none of us saw any harm in helping someone. So, we decided to take two pictures – R and I posed for one, and S and A posed for the second. Not to mention, we gave our biggest smiles as well. The cameraman and the girl next to him were extremely happy with us.

We moved forward and were very close to the elevator. There was a Sikh gentleman standing right next to the elevator door. His job was to greet people and send them into the elevator. Right next to him was an African American lady, who was probably in charge of the security. Both of them must have been in their early 40’s. The Sikh gentleman was openly flirting with her and she thoroughly enjoyed it. After a few minutes he kept on saying “ILU ILU” to her. She didn’t know what it meant. She saw us Indians standing in the line. She came near me and asked me what “ILU ILU” meant. Sure, ‘Saudagar’ was a big hit. But, until then I hadn’t realized that Subhash Ghai’s patented “ILU ILU” would touch Americans’ hearts as well. I smiled at the African American lady and told her that it meant “I Love You”. You could see the sparkle in her eyes. She gave the sweetest of her smiles to the Sikh gentleman. It was our turn to board the elevator and we walked in.

We spent quite some time on top of the world. While coming down, we passed through the photo shop which had our artificial picture. People paid a vulgar amount to buy those pictures. Even though we had no intention of buying the photograph, we were curious to see how big our smiles were. We stared at the photo for quite some time and decided that it was our best smiles. So, both R and I ended up paying the hefty amount for the artificial picture.

Barely a week after I was on top of the world, a rude phone call woke me up at around 6:15 in the morning. It was S from Boston, asking me to switch on the television. He also mentioned that a plane hit the World Trade Center. The rest, as they say, is history.

I occasionally stare at my “artificial” World Trade Center photograph. I wonder whatever happened to that eastern European cameraman. And the girl who was giving tokens, was she his sister? girlfriend? wife? or not related at all ? Did the Sikh gentleman propose to the African American lady? Did they get married? Are they all alive? I still wonder. I will never find out their stories. Now, whenever I go to any tourist spot in America, I always make it a point to give my biggest smile to the “artificial” photograph. I try to convince myself that the eastern European cameraman is still alive. He probably has a different job, that’s all!!!

People Above The Law

September 7, 2007

Seoul high court has suspended 5 year prison term for Hyundai chairman Chung Mong-koo. This means he is a free man now and doesn’t have to go to jail. He was being charged for embezzlement and fraud.

South Korean judge Lee Jae-hong said that the chairman is too important for South Korea and he didn’t want to jeopardize the nation’s economy by putting the chairman behind bars.

Let’s just hope that no Indian judge follows Lee’s step. Let’s just hope no other judge in this World follows Lee’s step. Will the South Korean authorities be brave enough to fire Lee for not doing his job properly? I doubt it. Money is too important.